I just found out why I don't wear underwear.

 Yeah, I just found out why I put my balls through
 the daily torture of scrode on denim pain.Because
 apparently I'm not interested in buying something
 with a 3/4s naked man on the cover.I don't care if
 it's the cure for exploding testicle syndrome, if 
 this image is on the front, I'll just have to settle
 for the blown balls. This could be the reason for
 the 3 for 10 dollar deal: Get this off the shelf fast?
 Look, I know I need drawz, You(the company)know I need
 underwear, We all know! What's the point of putting
 this guy on the cover? What if I don't have the body
 that guy has? Are you saying that if I buy your product,
 I'm going to look like that guy? Or are you saying
 that men buying underwear is gay?

When I got my V-neck shirts, the front box had the
 picture of a man wearing the shirt with the picture
 ending right at the beginning of the man's asscrack!
 REALLY? What the hell does a v-neck shirt have to do
 with a man's asscrack? Are you trying to tell me that
 by buying a v-neck shirt, I've just made the gayest
 purchase I could ever make? Wrong, because buying that
 pack of underwear would be the gayest purchase I could
 ever make. Now before I start shooting down some points
 of contention, let me express that anyone who is offended
 by this should probably log off my page and never come
 back. Because if you are, you're waaaaay too thin skinned
 for me to ever want to deal with or talk to. Secondly,
 you know I'm totally accepting of other's lifestyle,

 just so long as people don't try to make it MINE! That
 said, let's take some points apart: 

 That underwear is only gay if you perceive it that way,
 which says more about you:

 NO, A nude man on a cover of
 a pack of underwear isn't perceived as gay, IT IS 
 GAY! I'm not an oblivious simpleton, I know where the
 underwear goes, I don't need a visual aid! I don't wake
 up in the morning in epic confusion wondering where my
 doorag and underwear should go on my body.Before games
 became a universal gendered thing,They were marketed to
 men with, guess what:  women. so who is this company
 trying to market to?

writing this blog entry proves you're a homophobe.

Perhaps to some self absorbed, self righteous college kid
 or ultra sensitive recruiter seeking gay world domination.
 But If you can see past your own self importance for a moment,
 you'll see I'm not attacking the lifestyle of gays, Just the
 marketing of men underwear in the way of nude men. NO, fool,
 I DON'T think WOMEN should in turn be models for MEN underwear!
 Don't be silly, THAT'S MY JOB! But seriously, all that's needed
 is the underwear in a bag and the size of it, Less is more.
 In closing, If you had a problem with this article, which
 I'm sure some will,because I have the feeling it will and I'm
 seldom wrong with my feelings, all I can say is GEEZ SORRY
 AND GET OVER IT. No for real, This is daily soup,
 and daily soup is fluff and satire. Point being,it's not meant
 to be gotten up in arms about.There's MANY MORE groups out there
 that REALLY threaten gay rights and have the power to do so.
 So if you're offended, you're wasting your time here. Because
 fact is, either way I don't care those issues. Just keep nude
 men off the packing of my underwear and v-neck shirts