Your front teeth are the walls of your dignity

You ever met a guy with his front teeth missing?
 I have, and one of three things come to mind.

 1.This guy must suck as a fighter 

Not only do I see a guy with out his front teeth as a thug
 type, but a not so successful thug type. Just
 a bunch of hot air with no skills to back it up.
 This is especially true when I see a toothless 
 gangsta type that talks way too much.I just 
 imagine He ran his mouth too long and often and
 someone just had to shut his trap, perferably by
 clogging his wind pipe with his teeth, best way
 to do that? KNOCK THEM SHITS DOWN THERE!

2.This guy is a crack or meth head 


 You know it's true, crack smokers lose their teeth.
 Meth riders lose their teeth AND age rapidly.More
 often than the other 2 will I assume that a person
 without their front teeth is on some kind of pipe

3. This person just doesn't give a damn 

It's a common rule of life, If YOU don't care about
 yourself, no one else will. The only excuse for
 not having your front teeth in public is if you're
 old and too poor for dentures.Even then there's
 retirement benefits, failing that theres medi-cal
 (or whatever government health care service is
 available in other states). I don't know, I guess
 I've just a proud dude. I couldn't go out in the
 world with no front teeth, unless I had muscles
 and scars on my face. Why? because at least I
 could pass off my toothless status as a result
 of a career in MMA or boxing. But even then,
 I'd run the risk of falling into a variation of
 category #1.