Best buy, we've all been there for one reason or another. hopefully you never have to experience a problem to where you need their help.Because if you do, it'll be a doozy of a ride.
I've heard a lot of things about the geek squad, not many of them good. personally, I think the basic requirements for making the geek squad is the ability to tell the RAM from the processor, that remains to be seen in and of itself, I've personally seen a geek squad call the onboard integrated graphics chip of a motherboard THE GOTDAMN CPU PROCESSOR! For all you non computer people out there, that would be like you going into subway and asking for a chicken breast but the subway guy reaches for the lettuce and tries to pass it off as the breast. Or to drive the point home, you going to the dentist's office complaining of tooth pain, but then he sticks a scope up your ass. Point is, one has totally NOTHING to do with the other. That said, let's go into some pros and cons.
Pros:
1. you wear a black tie and get to drive what's possibility the gayest car in modern history: The VW BUG!
when you look past that, you pretty much get a sense that geek squad has an air of maturity. Despite whatever you maybe off duty, on duty you're right up there with the orkin man when it comes to appearances. you generally look like someone who knows what the hell he's talking about, even if you don't (more often than not). Who cares if the guys at apple are rocking blue jeans and hippy dresses, you actually look like the man with the knowledge to save a sinking ship! or a failing network in this case.
Cons:
1.You're in the geek squad.
while the genius bar gives prestige and dignity, geek squad just says HEY, KICK MY ASS!
What do you think of when you hear the term geek? HOLD ON, think about that for a moment before you answer........... Did you think of the guy in the basement playing tabletop RPGs wishing he could get laid while your genius bar counterpart is banging mac hotties left and right? well you would be right, You also have to understand that every one in other bestbuy departments call YOU the geek squad guy. You're right back in high school, the jocks ( guys in car audio), the preps ( home entertainment and gaming) and the geeks (you, in geek squad).
2. you work harder and more often because PCs are always having fuckin problems:
and also, people seem to love to come in with their slot 1 processor, pre-AGP, PCI graphics board shitcannable dustbunny filled PCs talking about: I don't know what's wrong with it !!!! But you're geek squad and you can't just come out and say to people LOOK GRANDPA, dump the 486 floppy disk horizontal tower and get with a new system! Or if you don't wanna pay for a new one, follow that one guy with the 1.7 ghz machine and wait until he dumps his tower on the street. No I can't sell you PATA cables, we don't sell that junk anymore.
In closing,
GET YOUR ASS OVER TO APPLE NOW!
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